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Get 15+ high-value patients in your chair in 30 days - or you don't pay.

We film the content, run the ads, call every enquiry within five minutes and track every patient to the chair. One team, one number that matters.

30 minutes on a call. You leave knowing exactly where enquiries fall out of your funnel, and what that is costing you.

Artisan original - filmed in a UK practice
  1. 11:14Enquiry lands
  2. 11:18A trained human calls
  3. Same callBooked into your diary
  4. Day of consultAttended and tracked
  • Filmed in working UK practices
  • Every lead called in under 5 minutes
  • Every consult tracked to the chair
  • London-based, founder-led

A lead isn't a patient.

Most agencies report leads because leads are easy to produce. Your practice only grows when someone sits in the chair and pays for treatment. Almost nobody in the chain is measured on that.

  • The callback comes too late.

    An enquiry lands at 11:14. Reception is with a patient. Someone rings back at 5:40 and gets voicemail. By then the patient has booked with the practice that rang in four minutes.

  • Nobody on the desk is paid to sell.

    Your reception team runs the practice brilliantly. Turning a nervous enquiry into a booked, attended consultation is a different job, and nobody trained them for it.

  • Your ad report and your revenue never meet.

    The agency counts clicks and forms. Your practice software holds the real treatment value. Nobody joins the two, so you cannot say what a patient actually cost.

So you pay for a number that never filled a chair, and the agency calls it a lead-quality problem.

We own everything between the scroll and the chair.

  1. Content that doesn't look like an ad.

    We're filmmakers first. We shoot cinematic clinical content in your practice - your team, your results, your rooms. Not stock footage with your logo on it.

  2. Ads built for high-value treatments.

    Campaigns around the treatments you want more of, built to reach patients who can afford the work. Not bargain hunters.

  3. A trained human calls within five minutes.

    Not a bot. Not tomorrow. They qualify, handle objections and book straight into your diary with reminders. Wobblers get up to eight touches over seven days. No-shows get rebooked.

  4. Every patient tracked to the chair.

    Enquiry, booking, attended consultation and what it was worth, live. No monthly PDF. No hiding.

This is what "we shoot it ourselves" looks like.

Filmed by Artisan Studios at Berkshire Dental Suite. Our own camera work, shown as craft proof - not a client result and not a claim about anyone's bookings.

Treatment room, natural light, no stock footage.
Clinician at work, cut for social.
Shoot day with Berkshire Dental Suite.

15+ patient consultations attended in your practice within your first 30 days of the campaign going live - new patients we bring you, or lapsed patients we bring back. If we miss, you don't pay your monthly fee - and we keep working free until we hit it.

Two conditions, stated up front because we're not building a trapdoor:

  1. 01Your ads run at the budget we agree - minimum £1,500 per month, paid directly to the ad platforms. We set the exact figure in your audit.
  2. 02Your diary has room for the bookings.

That's it.

First 30 days guaranteed, then month to month. No long contracts. If we stop earning it, you stop paying for it.

Full terms - the definition, the counting and the exclusions, in plain English.

Tell us where you are. Then pick a time.

Four details, then your slot. 30 minutes, no pitch deck. You leave with the leaks named and a fix mapped.

Step 1 - pick a time

Before you ask.

Is it really a person calling my leads?

Yes. A trained member of our team, using a script you approve, every time. For someone weighing up thousands of pounds of treatment, a human in the first five minutes is the difference between a booking and a missed call.

What does "or you don't pay" actually mean?

Exactly what it says: miss 15 attended consultations in the first 30 days and your monthly fee is waived until we deliver them. Written into your agreement, not marketing fluff.

How is this different from hiring a videographer or an ads agency?

A videographer stops at the film. An ads agency stops at the lead. We stop when the patient is sitting in your chair and the revenue is on the dashboard.

How does pricing work?

A base that covers your content, campaign and calling team, plus a performance fee that only applies when a patient actually attends. No-shows cost you nothing.

How fast?

Your first campaign is typically live within 2 weeks of filming, and the guarantee clock starts the day it goes live - so you're never paying for months of "strategy."

Stop paying for leads. Start counting patients.

Book Your Free Growth Audit

30 minutes. No pressure, no pitch deck - just where the patients are leaking out.